February 2011
So I decided...
…I’m asking her out tomorrow.
If I wait any longer someone else, someone better, will have her.
I’m simply doing it.
I’m writing her a letter.
” I know that you only know me as Artur, your friend, but if given the chance, I could be more than that. I could make sure that you’re never sad, that the beautiful smile that makes my knees weak never leaves your...
I love boobs.
I’m always at the fucking friend level. Never anything fucking more. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
January 2011
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS.
How to keep your boyfriend happy.
dopeitslance:
kingespada00:
alyaae:
These are the things you should do to make him happy.
Suck
His
Dick
Every
Day
We’re quite simple creatures…
This Is quite accurate
You're perfect for me. But I'm not perfect for...
SAZFDHFDGKZS
ninjastarship:
phil2dajay:
j-joe:
PLAY MARIO
No fuckin way
absolutely fucking genius.
kids that bring laptops to highschool
teentitans123go:
why
Max Keeny.
How do you fit 4 gay men on 1 barstool?
queenofthelesbians-:
colinhotdamn:
corackadile:
Turn it upside down.
Cora! This is horrible. But so funny! :O
omg
done
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for...
when I look at the bitches I used to call friends.
then I look at my real ones and we’re all like
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